3am I was awakened by some noise. The flicker from the television caught my attention as I struggled to open my eyes. My wife was stroking her fully stretched tummy. “Are you ok?” I asked — immediately realizing it was a bad question. With my glasses on, I could see pain written everywhere. She told me she had called the delivery suite and was advised to wait until contractions became more frequent, around five minutes apart. “Is it painful?” I asked. Another bad question. 4a

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