<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Thinking Goldfish]]></title><description><![CDATA[A playful blog-comic exploring parenting chaos, philosophical wonder, and storytelling experiments — all woven by a balding dad named Victor.]]></description><link>https://www.thinkinggoldfish.com/blog</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 15:02:44 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.thinkinggoldfish.com/blog-feed.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Getting Ready for My First Born: The Night of Bad Questions]]></title><description><![CDATA[3am I was awakened by some noise. The flicker from the television caught my attention as I struggled to open my eyes. My wife was stroking her fully stretched tummy. “Are you ok?” I asked — immediately realizing it was a bad question. With my glasses on, I could see pain written everywhere. She told me she had called the delivery suite and was advised to wait until contractions became more frequent, around five minutes apart. “Is it painful?” I asked. Another bad question. 4am We started...]]></description><link>https://www.thinkinggoldfish.com/post/getting-ready-for-my-first-born-the-night-of-bad-questions</link><guid isPermaLink="false">699d51c5a2f37a9969ce66a4</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2026 08:15:00 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Victor Benetton</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[What Made Us Greedy?]]></title><description><![CDATA[I’ve always loved wildlife documentaries, especially those about mammals. There’s something comforting about their simplicity. Each animal has three clear goals: feed itself, defend its territory, and reproduce. Survival is the whole story. Watching them, I often wonder: is it better the animal way or the human way? What really made us different? The usual answers come quickly — language, fire, maybe even divine intervention. But those are old explanations, already chewed over. After some...]]></description><link>https://www.thinkinggoldfish.com/post/what-made-us-greedy</link><guid isPermaLink="false">699c0bdb9509a0da66f62603</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2026 03:11:40 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Victor Benetton</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[The First Step]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hello, everyone! Welcome to my site. Oh gosh, how I adore AI. I've longed to express my thoughts on a larger scale for ages. My first blog was written 10 years ago — shared only with a private circle of friends on Facebook. Now, thanks to AI, I can finally build a website to share my verbal diarrhea with the world. The world is my audience. The world is my stage. The world is my toilet. Here, I’ll be transferring my ancient blogs to this site. I stopped writing after having my second of three...]]></description><link>https://www.thinkinggoldfish.com/post/the-first-step</link><guid isPermaLink="false">699b9e268133563068c825d9</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2026 01:02:46 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Victor Benetton</dc:creator></item></channel></rss>